Please read these terms carefully. Or don't. Nothing will happen either way — which, coincidentally, is also our product.
Last updated: April 1, 2026
By accessing or using the Nothing platform, subscribing to any of our plans, or clicking "Receive Nothing" on our free trial page, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our service — though you will still, technically, receive nothing, just without the formal agreement.
These terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("the Customer", "the Subscriber", or "the person who paid for nothing") and getnothing.ai ("Nothing", "we", "us", or "the company that sold you nothing").
Nothing provides a subscription-based nothing-as-a-service solution. Upon subscribing, customers will receive nothing at the frequency corresponding to their chosen plan. For the avoidance of doubt:
Note: You will receive one (1) receipt from our payment provider upon each billing cycle. This receipt is not nothing. It is, regrettably, something. We have no control over this and apologize sincerely.
By using our service, you agree to provide a valid email address. While you are an active subscriber, you will receive nothing — and nothing only. It is only when you are not subscribed that we reserve the right to send you something, such as marketing communications or other correspondence, unless you have opted out.
Nothing is offered across four subscription tiers — Basic, Standard, Elite, and Enterprise — each delivering nothing at a different frequency and price point. By subscribing, you authorize getnothing.ai to charge your payment method on a recurring basis at your selected interval.
Subscriptions renew automatically until canceled. You may cancel at any time through the Manage Subscription portal. Cancellation takes effect at the end of your current billing period, after which you will continue to receive nothing, though we reserve the right to send you something other than nothing once you are no longer subscribed to nothing — unless you have opted out of something, in which case you will receive nothing. As usual.
getnothing.ai will issue a full refund in the event that you receive something instead of nothing while subscribed. If you believe you have received something, please contact us immediately at hello@getnothing.ai with a full description of the something you received.
Refunds will not be issued on the basis that nothing did not meet your expectations, as nothing will always be exactly what it is. That said, if you are genuinely unhappy with your nothing, we encourage you to reach out. We are always willing to work something out — or nothing out, depending on how you look at it.
getnothing.ai offers a free trial of nothing via our Free Trial page. The free trial consists of providing your email address, clicking a button, and receiving nothing in return. No credit card is required. No commitment is made. The free trial is exactly as advertised — nothing — and by completing it you acknowledge that you have received nothing and that nothing was delivered successfully.
By providing your email address to access the free trial, you consent to receiving marketing communications from getnothing.ai, including updates, promotions, and other correspondence that is, unlike our product, definitively something. You may opt out at any time by clicking the unsubscribe link in any email we send you.
getnothing.ai collects your email address at the point of free trial sign-up or subscription. We use this email address for the following purposes:
Your subscription status determines what you receive from us:
You may opt out of marketing communications at any time by clicking the unsubscribe link in any email, or by contacting us at hello@getnothing.ai. Opting out will ensure you receive nothing from us — which, in this context, is actually a compliment to our product.
All content on the Nothing platform, including but not limited to the concept of selling nothing, the wordmark, the website design, and the specific articulation of nothingness contained herein, is the intellectual property of getnothing.ai You may not reproduce, distribute, or commercialise our nothing without prior written consent.
You are, of course, free to do nothing on your own time at no cost. We simply ask that you don't brand it.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, getnothing.ai shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your subscription to nothing. This includes, but is not limited to, any existential distress, disappointment, or philosophical unease resulting from the receipt of nothing.
Our total liability to you for any claims arising under these terms shall not exceed the total amount you have paid us for nothing — which, given our pricing, is unlikely to be substantial.
These Terms of Service shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which getnothing.ai is incorporated. Any disputes arising from these terms shall be resolved through binding arbitration, unless both parties agree that nothing should be done about it, which we would consider a fitting resolution.
getnothing.ai reserves the right to update these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. Your continued use of our service following any changes constitutes your acceptance of the new terms. We will endeavor to notify you of material changes, though given the nature of our service, you may not notice.
If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at hello@getnothing.ai or visit our Contact page. We will respond promptly, or not at all, depending on how much nothing we have to deal with at the time.